In a long scene of suspense, the announcer takes a long time to announce, until Falco says: "Will you just announce the Goddamn winner!?!" The producer says the winner is Fox. The producer of the show says that due to bad ratings, the show is being cut to one episode and the winner was to be announced right now. I thought they had me." Fox explains that Slippy is definitely getting voted off tonight. Peppy tells the audience, "The f**k was that?" The three give Slippy an ice pack while Slippy says, "Thanks Fox. As they fight further, Slippy runs at them to hit them, but misses due to being drunk and hits the wall. As the three fight Snooki tries to protect Peppy, but Fox punches her in the face causing her to fall to the ground. Falco yells at Fox saying: "Hey Einstein I'm on your side!" Peppy then challenges Falco to a fight and begins to fight with Falco. Fox then says: "F*ck you Peppy!", and attempts to throw a can at Peppy, but accidentally hits Falco. Then it shows Snooki and Falco on the bed but when Snooki tries to get to Falco, he pushes her off the bed while ROB 64 says, "Maintenance complete on Falco's ship."įox now yells at the couple, saying: "What the hell is that hooker is doing here?" Falco angered too tells Peppy to go, and begins a shoving war with him. While they laugh, Falco says: "Geez Luis!" Peppy explains now that she's easy and she's been doing sex with everyone.Ī flashback shows Peppy, then Slippy having sex with Snooki, while ROB 64 saying, "Peppy's\Slippy's ship is in the docking bay. Peppy then says to Snooki: "Looks like I'll be parking my ship in your docking bay tonight!", implying he'll do sex with her.
Falco says, "Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser." Suddenly, Snooki and Peppy into the house. Now Fox, Falco, and Slippy are playing poker when Fox tells Falco he sucks at Poker. In a flashback, Fox and Snooki (his girlfriend) are on their bed making out when Wolf comes in and says: "Can't let you date Snooki, Star Fox!" He then takes Snooki away from him, causing Fox to yell in sadness: "SNOOKI!!!" Falco says Fox may act cool but is still mad at Wolf for stealing his girlfriend. Slippy drinks the beer and says, "F**k those haters! I just like having a good time."įox explains that he sometimes acts like the only that wasn't messed up from the Star Fox years. Slippy then gets in a drunk scuffle with the others. Meanwhile, Slippy finds a bottle of beer and chugs it down, saying, "Party Time!" Fox explains that after the Star Fox games went downhill, Slippy wasn't the same. Falco explains to the audience that Fox still thinks he's their commander and "it's f*cking annoying". The team enters their house and Fox says, "All aircraft report." Falco reminds him that for the last time: they're not in space anymore.
#Star fox 64 script tv#
They are now living in the same house in a reality TV Show called Star Fox 64: Lylat Shore, to determine which of them will star in a new Star Fox game.
With over a decade without a good game (Star Fox 64), Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, and Slippy Toad are dirt poor.
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